in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
Also Europe doesn’t have killer bees, black widows, alligators, Yankees fans, or whatever the fuck this is:
Is that a hobo spider? We have those here in Seattle, but I’ve never seen one. Also, that reminds me; summer is wrapping up, and that means it’s almost spider season — that 5th season in between summer and autumn where every spider comes out from wherever it’s hiding and spins big ass webs everywhere for about 2 weeks.
That is a terrible season.
I shit you not, it’s a thing. Also, it’s not as bad as it seems by my description or the descriptions of any source linked below. It’s just like, “hey remember how there was a plant there? Now it is a plant that has eight spiderwebs on it.”
Ryan, I’m sorry, but “every spider comes out from wherever it’s hiding and spins big ass webs everywhere” and ”it’s not as bad as it seems” are incompatible statements.
oH gOD NO I JUST MOVED THERE
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
(Source: bearholdt, via distanceschmistance)